| I was helping these two girls out at AE and then they left when they were finished checking out | |
| They come back and ask my opinion about a shirt for her brother and then they leave again | |
| One friend come back in and this happened | |
| Girl: | My friend thinks you're cute(inside thoughts, oh fuck me, this is not happening) and want to know if she could have your number |
| Me: | Um, I'm gay |
| Girl: | Oh, are you serious? |
| Me: | Yeah I'm really gay |
| Girl: | Oh...okay |
| Me: | .................sorry, bye |